“Long live the king…!”

I’m so fucking done with everything

Watching Toby (Tobuscus) play Skyrim makes me feel like a videogame God.

So thinking Blackreach was inhabited by only the Falmer and Charus, I was picking Crimson Ninroots with my husband, Argis like a happy camper. I suddenly hear familiar, loud mechanical footsteps. I turn around to see a Dwarven Centurion Master stomping it’s way towards us. At that moment, I considered Argis a dead man and Forrest Gump’d that shit.

I would have paid the 1600 Microsoft points just for the craft-able arrows.

Introduction to the Lore of The Elder Scrolls Online



Strange things are happening all over Tamriel. The dead stir in their graves; zombies and darker creatures congregate more and more frequently in every corner of the land. Winters grow colder and crops fail. Mystics are plagued by nightmares and portents of doom.

These events began with the Soulburst, in 2E 579, four years before present. An arcane explosion in the Imperial City set off aftershocks in every corner of Nirn. Mages died or went mad. Disasters and freakish weather lashed every province of Tamriel. Red Mountain flared and trembled in Morrowind, earthquakes shook Skyrim, and massive storms devastated the coastlines of Elsweyr and Valenwood. The constellation of the Serpent reappeared in the skies and grew so large that it seemed to threaten every star sign at once.

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why does azurill look more uncomfortable as time goes on

what’s happened to you baby you were so happy

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For some reason, Ria’s personality always reminds me of Butters from South Park.